Day 1 Beta
As I cautiously type away on my sneaky laptop, hoping the topics of my writing are not eavesdrop read(is that even a term?) by those I am talking about, I am currently 7 hours in on this 12 hour flight to Tokyo, Narita Airport. After a red-bull inspired all-nighter playing Killzone 2, I was picked up by my mother at 4:30AM who dropped me off at the Radisson to catch the airbus to Buffalo. Navigating Buffalo airport was a breeze. Small & cute, easy like its female counterpart. Ha! I left by 7:05.
Chicago airport was a different story. I ended up walking terminal section 1 & 2 about four or five times before I realized that terminal 5 was at a totally different location. It was stupid though! A sign told me to walk one way to get to terminal 5, then when I turn around, the back of the SAME sign tells me to go elsewhere. I think I lost at least 2 lbs walking around Chicago airport. I ended up having to go out of the secure area, take a train to the terminal and re-check in. It’s a good thing I had 2 hours to transfer…
ANYWHO!
The plane arrived late and thus, Murray will probably have to wait a little longer for me at Narita airport. It’s a good thing we got him that PSP for his going away present, and he’s got his freshly purchased iPod touch to keep him occupied. I’m sitting at 56H which is an aisle seat with nobody next to me (middle seat) and this really fucking hot Japanese girl sitting at the window. She’s slept most of the way thus far but I did have brief stints of Nintendo DS conversation with her. The speech was broken of course, but very cute.
This little kid kept coming around my area to see what I was playing on my PSP(which was DJ Max Fever/1/2, Sim City, Star Ocean Second Evolution, and Resistance: Retribution). It was cute at first, but he kept annoying me and ended up forcing his way to the middle seat to see what the girl was playing on DS. Talk about cock block!
A small thing I realized a few hours back by the way. My stomach was acting up a little but I was able to settle it down with a berserker barrage of silent farts, however, I found out the hard way that certain scents stimulate the pooper. This old Filipino man kept pissing himself, providing my nose with the classic, “ma pang hea” smell which in turn ensured my 10 minute stay at the Lavatory while I dominated the toilet. Felt great once I finished, though I left a pretty nasty stink bomb in there for the next person, which happened to be yet another really hot well dressed Japanese chick. I felt really bad… that was a genuine 100% authentic diarrhea smell.
Holy hell, I’m not even standing on Japanese soil yet and I’m already surrounded by these honies. Lovin’ it AJ? Damian? 
At the time of posting this I’m in my room now with my Yukata waiting for Murray to get here. Long story as to what happened and why we didn’t meet up. I’ll post it in an hour or so, unless Murray and I decide to explore.
6 Responses to “Day 1 Beta”
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What happened..how come you got to Sawanoya without Murray?
Post it now..
HAHAHAHAH update more please, this is hilarious
A lot more hot ones all over shibuya 109…you probably discovered that by now..
we hate you…..lol…..reading this blog depresses me……=P
I’d hate to use the toilet you pooped in XD.
I am going to be doing some anal only on my site just for you!!!!